NBA Finals Game 7 Recap

last's nights NBA Finals Game 7 made these 25 things apparent:

1. Elimination Games have a way of exposing the good players and defining the great players! "There are levels to this!" as the kids say!
2. You gotta love the Spurs for their ambition! Very classy.
3. Lebron should have given Juila Dale a pair of PE Lebron X's by now!
4. Wade obviously borrowed Blake Griffin's Kia to get to the game: "Uvo, take me back to 2005!"
5. Shane Battier, the new Robert Horry! (ha! just kidding)
6. Ginobli successfully cemented his role back to 6th Man!
7. It took 7 games before Lebron and Wade began to actually look comfortable shooting uncontested jumpers.
8. Pat Riley has the genetic makeup similar to Joe Johnson and bar of Speed Stick; he never sweats!
9. T-Mac was obviously added to the roster just to play as "Lebron" during the Spurs practices.
10. When Wade waived off Lebron to take the last shot of the 1st Half, he was feeling himself like Miguel right before he took off for the Hulk Hogan leg drop at the Billboard Music Awards! #FLOURISH
11. Stephen Jackson was somewhere shaking his head, internalizing how he would have given somebody his infamous slow-mo 3-ball at least twice!
12. "Because his [Tim Duncan's] game is so fundamentally sound, he's able to age gracefully." -Notorious JVG
13. Whenever a foul is called on Ray Allen or Mario Chalmers, they make that face like Alan during the intervention scene in Hangover 3! AAAAHHH!
14. Bosh couldn't help it... he had been salivating to shoot a corner 3ptr since the Indiana series!
15. Boris Diaw could probably be a starter if he was ever introduced to a weight room or a workout regiment!
16. After Game 3, I was ready to blame Li-Ning for the Heat's ultimate demise!
17. Ray Allen was on his way to looking like Ginobli early on in Game 7 before Pat Riley got the voice message from the accounts office that they had gotten their money's worth out of Mr. Shuttlesworth from 1 shot at the end of Game 6!
18. It's always funny how professional athletes are bitter enemies until the final buzzer, then they smile 2 inches away from each other's lips, giving each other Family Reunion hugs & homeboy dap!
19. Patrick Ewing was somewhere feeling Tim Duncan’s pain!
20. Social Media wasted no time unleashing the Heat, I mean the HATE!
21. Shout outs to the NBA Videographers for limiting video footage of Chris Bosh and any champagne celebrations! #YAK
22. It should be mandatory for the post-game reporters to have their questions reviewed and written out on cue cards beforehand like the Presidential Debates and Town Hall Meetings!
23. Reporters always seem mad nervous to ask Popovich a question, even though it'll be over quick because he's going to answer using 5 words or less!
24. Funny how the "workers" are often more respected than the "managers"; ask Bill Russell and David Stern.
25. Lebron James won his 2nd NBA Championship… give the man his credit... obviously, at this point this is several less than the other GREATS that CRITICS LOVE to compare him to, but do we have to hear it every year?? It’s not like he could have scored 50pts or added 10 more assists to double-up on the number of Title Coupons he would receive at the NBA checkout counter! Sheesh! Can we just let that man live and be the GREATEST LEBRON JAMES he can be? Nevermind, I know the answer to that... #logout #likeYAK

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